January 2012
“I hope not.”
– Former Sen. Bob Dole (R-KS), when asked by CBS News whether he thought Newt Gingrich had a chance to be president. (via liberalsarecool)
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“A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar…. And then they immediately leave...”
– Brendon Urie (via tophatsoff)
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“[Hamlet asked, “To be or not to be?” There’s a fucking simple answer, Hamlet....”
– Tim Scott, from Outrageous Fortune (thanks, ogonblickett)
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thenoisecomplaint:
zikrayat:
I refuse to clap for a pilot after he lands the plane and he hasn’t killed us all. That’s in his job description so it’s the least he can do, rude
people DO this? “YAY WE’RE NOT DEAD!” seems tacky to me. probably hurts the pilots self esteem.
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Dear kittykatstark
you are my 100th follower!
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alexandraerin:
This newer half: The Struggle.
avocado-on-a-plate:
alexandraerin:
avocado-on-a-plate:
(Worth the read, I promise)
Every single day, people in this town, pull on this lever, because there is a sign that says to do so.
They don’t know why they do it. They just do. As they have for centuries.
They are perfectly capable of not pulling the lever, and it has no benefit to...
rockmusicer:
I just
I loathe Ticketmaster with every fiber of my being
Three goals of being a GREAT ally.
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
There are three things all allies need to aspire to:
1) Learning. This is base learning; getting the lingo, getting the philosophy behind what lingo is good and what is charged, the various terms that people in the group in question use, and whether that same lingo might be cool in one group and not cool in the other group. Get used to asking people how they would like to...
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“She did the Secretary of State job, she was a G, she held it down, she didn’t...”
– Ice-T, on why Hillary Clinton will be the first female president
The best part about this story is that the Huffington Post (via the AP) decided to explain to us what a “G” is. In case you didn’t know — it’s “the hip-hop term for gangster (a positive thing)”.
(via newsweek)
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Reblog if you want extremely irrelevant and nosy...
achaseroffaith:
someorangesonfire-:
crustaceagenomn:
jaredpadasexme:
i would enjoy some questions to answer on my break, please and thank youuuu
I’m off to shower and run errands shortly, so throw some crap at me! I’d love to hear from people who don’t usually send me anything, as well as those who do.
let’s go.
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Connor: Guess what I signed up for next saturday?
Me: what?
Connor: You Had Me at Shalom: LGBT Jewish Speed Dating
Me: omgggggggg
Connor: I know, it's pretty much the best
Connor: Question: What outfit says "Let me help your ruin your parent's expectations when you bring a Shiksa to dinner?"
