December 2011
i had hoped that sharing my most personal thoughts, experiences, and memories would make me feel better. more understood.
NO, THE WEATHER IS NOT BIPOLAR.
popelizbet:
ffs
thenoisecomplaint:
notthemarimba:
that awkward moment when you go down to the laundry room and there’s two missionaries bearing their testimonies to some guy in there and you just act like nothing’s going on and put your clothes in
wait what does that even mean omg. is that some kind of kinky sex move
BEARING THEIR TESTIMONIES?!?!?!
put that AWAY, MAN.
time to ask my christian friends.
...
I just had a really bad memory come to mind, of the time at the pet store when a customer made me break down and sob.
whyyyyyyyyyyy am i thinking about this right now
Seriously, my previous post ...
nothingbutsurrender:
… I cannot underline this enough. In an environment where there is no meaningful no, there can be no meaningful yes.
I could write endless words on this topic, but they would all boil down to that.
Give me the freedom to refuse consent without consequence, without begging, without manipulation, without pressuring until I give up … then I can say yes to you, give...
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November 2011
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“Fuck me so I can go to sleep.”
– My girlfriend to me, when we were laying in bed. I just wanted to talk, but she only wanted sex. I felt used, objectified, and worthless. (via microaggressions)
I love the BBC and England but WTF.
chickacherrycola:
esmeweatherwax:
racemash:
oliviadunhamandthedeathlyhallows:
Top Gear made fun of mexican people. They said we’re fat, gassy, that our food looks like vomit, and that our work sucks. They practically said that we’re shit. Someone said “Imagine waking up and remembering you’re Mexican” “That would be great. You could just fall asleep again”
I swear I’m not fat, gassy, My...
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i've always thought gatsby was weak.
thiscurseofcurves:
i’ve always wondered how, when you’ve worked your whole life to be good enough for one person, you can turn them away. When you’ve devoted so much time and so much energy and turned away from so much that could have made your life good, how you could shun the person you need, just because they went on without you.
i’m gatsby, damn it.
daisy loved him. god, daisy loved him....
Salvation Army
neverwares:
The position statements are very carefully worded on their Canadian site. However, they are still openly anti-choice, and pro-celibacy in the case of homosexuality. They are claiming to not refuse help to queers and women who have had abortions. I think I can cite both websites though to make my point to the school.
What I need to do now is find some inclusive and secular social...
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Hanson to launch "Mmmhop" beer →
…assholes.
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
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sayitwithgifs:
i farted in your pillow
i ate the last corndog
i think the iPhone is cool
i saw you touching yourself.
will you be my boyfriend?
my body is ready
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“i used to listen to non-christmas dubstep…. big mistake.”
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“I’ve found that where mental treatment is concerned, therapy holds some sort of...”
– Antidepressants and Strength of Character « Brute Reason (via thisisnotpsychology)
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slowly but surely i’m climbing out of this hole.
tabula rasa.
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bethosaurus:
penguin1:
this is the question that scared the living shit out of me and i don’t know why
jesus fuck I took the test
Thoughtful to the extreme, you are often obsessed with perfection and the rules governing your own personal interests. Your world is black and white. You love to work within a logical system, such as language, computer programming, or mathematics. Manipulating...
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this whole episode is so fucking appalling.
So not only is Finn outing Santana basically nbd,...
lapetitesinge:
And then that fucking awful “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.” YES, BECAUSE THAT SONG HAS A VERY SERIOUS MESSAGE AND IS APPROPRIATE HERE.
And Beiste is unloved/a victim/a joke again. Of course. Because how could she EVER love herself when she looks like that?!
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, Glee.
#most of the time I can just LOL at this show but I am so actually...
cosmo tip #98
expertcosmotips:
think your man is cheating? stalk him for an entire week with a sheet over your head. he’ll just think he’s being haunted!
#sexy ghost detective #if it turns out he’s cheating turn yo ass into a poltergeist
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mycaptainraydor:
The Womanifesto: I have a question for my dear fellow Atheists.
fuckyeahchoice:
i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:
firstrisingvibes:
thisgingersnapsback:
abaldwin360:
voluptuousatheist:
Do you celebrate Christmas and put up a Christmas tree?
I do, because Christmas is a secular consumerist holiday, no matter how…
No, but mostly because I have cats who...
Email my Bangladeshi professor just sent out,
thenoisecomplaint:
Dear All,
Please remember to come to class tomorrow, on time, with a paper copy of your rough draft.
If you fail to do this, I’ll have to cancel Christmas.
-Neil
i just want to make a bjillion dollars and live in a schoolhouse loft in the city is that so much to ask
who the heck is in ballinger texas?
i can figure out who most of my page views are from, but i have a whole bunch of views from ballinger tx, and they didn’t find me through a reblog, or go to my site directly, they googled “tumblr these shackles on”
what.
WHO ARE YOUUUU
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