February 2012
posted fb status whining about tumblr, real life people gave me their tumblr names. i’m like I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION.
soooo i’ve followed them. WELCOME TO MY INTERNET this is gonna be weird isn’t it
don’t make it weird
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dad’s boss al went down to his condo for the week. he always brings his german shepherd, but normally he also brings his crate. it was kind of a last-minute trip and he really just packed the dog in the car, packed some stuff, and left (long story)
but anyway, the dog is super confused without having his crate. he doesn’t know how to sleep. but today, al replaced the water heater. he...
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tmi tuesday. ask me whatever. →
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“steering wheel condom”
– mom
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January 2012
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feeling so goddamn foolish. why do i even bother?
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
justaredherring:
these-shackleson:
wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey:
HOBBITS UNITE!
wait a tick, being shorter than 5’8” makes you a “hobbit”?
5’8” is a LOT taller than me, but i don’t feel particularly short. i mean, i know i’m short, but not abnormally so.
is 5’8” really an average height?
Nope. According to Wikipedia, the average height of a female in the United States is 5’4. Link...
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Watchalmaswithinalmas:
Mosque in Fairfax County Vandalized
Construction crews should be putting the finishing touches on the Mubarak Blessed Mosque in Chantilly. Instead, they are repairing the work of vandals.
Sometime between Sunday evening and 6 a.m. Monday morning, the mosque was pelted with stones and masonry blocks. Nearly all the custom made windows and glass doors on the first floor were...
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need to find new ladydoctor (last time i saw one was on different insurance)
there are two obgyn offices covered by my insurance that are located in the same building ten minutes from home
look at websites for both offices
one of them has a typo on the front page (welness. WELNESS.)
immediately choose other office
“When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it...”
– Nicki Minaj
I couldn’t find this to reblog it, so I just found the quote instead. BECAUSE FUCK. Yes.
I talk funny. I lift weights. I do shit that people take to mean that I’m trying to be sexy or attractive, I do shit that people don’t think is sexy or attractive. I get shamed for it, like...
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inherhipstheresrevolutions:
sluttybitchhh:
It’s so typical for people, mostly men, to think that a woman’s world revolves around men. People have questioned the genuineness of my actions/activities assuming that I only did them for men and not for myself. Even as a little girl I got the “You’re only looking pretty to meet a boy” and it went from that to “You’re only wrestling to meet boys”...
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey:
HOBBITS UNITE!
wait a tick, being shorter than 5’8” makes you a “hobbit”?
5’8” is a LOT taller than me, but i don’t feel particularly short. i mean, i know i’m short, but not abnormally so.
is 5’8” really an average height?
“We have our Arts so we won’t die of Truth.”
– Ray Bradbury (via thelifeguardlibrarian)
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Petal To The Metal
fantasyinminiature:
There is a sound like the crinkling of aluminum foil as the scytheflower slowly unfurls its petals. The stem flexes and they turn to face the rising sun, the petals angling to best catch the light. The plant’s leaves make use of sunlight for photosynthesis, but the mix of metallic elements in the petals allow it to produce energy more directly as they heat up throughout the...
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“I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via decrepito)
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wearing a cute nightie to sleep (alone) because it clearly has no other use in my life, WHINE
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The 5th GIF from the end of your folder with one...
johnny-saisquoi:
moofable:
achaseroffaith:
acousticmemories:
thebellsjonplaythem:
valsstupidity:
thebluehuntress:
saiderp:
majinmolester:
carrotofrabbitz:
doridachi:
shit son
I’m okay with this
very very okay
FUUUUUUUCK
IAMBRO.
I’ll take it!
…I’ll take it.
…good morning.
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