June 2012
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THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. →
welcometowonderland:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that makes me...
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a poem about butts
butts are great
butts are nice
let me slap
your butt twice
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“I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as...”
– Andy Borowitz Accessible, flawless, & reasonably priced - what all health care should be. (via mindovermatterzine)
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instagrampa:
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Beards, Scruff, Facial Hair...
adoseofrevolution:
May 2012
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Watchoperatingonscientists:
sublimesublemon:
tardiswhooshing:
buttpilgrim:
doomprincess:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
o m g
A+ actor
fuckin a
Is everybody okay with me just screaming disaPOINTED when I get really unhappy
yes good okay
forever...
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
coffeeandcheesecake:
“party rock is in the house tonight,” I sing quietly to myself as I lie in bed on a Saturday night and open another tab of fanfiction
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Sign Language BAN imposed on 12 years old deaf...
deliciouskaek:
deafmuslimpunx:
I love how the school threatened to suspend the girl while refusing to address the audist bullies who bullied her and other girls for using American Sign Language.
Go fuck yourself, Stonybrook School.
Via ABC News:
School officials have threatened a hearing-impaired girl with suspension if she uses sign language to talk to her friends on the school bus, the...
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first angry rant about fifty shades of grey is scripted. will record after a shower. THIS IS IMPORTANT. lololol
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I went down to start a load of laundry (mine only - I don’t wash my parents’ clothes and they don’t wash mine). I opened up the washer and there’s a load of clothes already in there.
If dad had TOLD me he had thrown a load in the washer, I’d have put it in the dryer for him! But he didn’t tell me. He left on Friday morning. I don’t know when this load...
Nothing worse than spellcheck while sexting
I can already feel my duck in your puppy.
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PSA: OLD BRAS
snowdarkred:
If you have old bras that you don’t want anymore but are in good shape, donate them! Bras are one of the least donated and most needed items at domestic violence shelters across the US. Look up a local shelter and ask them if they’re accepting bra donations, and if they’re not, ask them who is! Check with homeless shelters and other charities!
Every year, the company I work for...
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Watchbeautiful-but-mental:
thefoxxybenedict:
jakemulford:
constellationlcd:
studying for finals
ELMO OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!
ugly laughing
