• kd: exes are stupid
  • Connor: Let's never fuck anyone else ever again
  • kd: oh… no
  • kd: i don't like this plan
  • kd: :\
  • Connor: Exes are inevitable then
  • kd: dammit
  • kd: cruel cruel world
  • Connor: yeah its the worst
  • kd: whyyyyyy do we have to have feelings
  • Connor: Cause they're instinctually useful
  • kd: sigh
  • Connor: My question is more
  • Connor: why can't food be my boyfriend?
  • kd: hahaha
  • Connor: Food always understands
  • Connor: I never crave sweets
  • Connor: but right now
  • Connor: I'm like.
  • Connor: craving
  • Connor: a huge piece of chocolate cake
  • Connor: for no reason
  • kd: here's a reason: chocolate cake is wonderful
  • Connor: Can I put my dick in it though?
  • kd: hm
  • kd: you probably could
  • kd: but it wouldn't be the most pleasant sensation i think
  • Connor: I guess I'll just have to put it in my mouth.

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