joelthelastofus:

I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look

and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet

so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy” 

AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE

(via buttsosaurus)

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