with these shackles on, you won't come to harm.

thecoletrainbaby:

clitcoral:

10scenepointstothewinner:

motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:

The Armadillo Lizard (Cordylus cataphractus) is a lizard endemic to desert areas of southern Africa. It is also known as the Typical Girdled Lizard, Armadillo Girdled Lizard, Golden Armadillo Lizard, and Armadillo Spiny-tailed Lizard.

The Armadillo Lizard possesses an uncommon antipredator adaptation, in which it takes its tail in its mouth and rolls into a ball when frightened. In this shape it is protected from predators by the thick, squarish scales along its back and the spines on its tail. This behavior, which resembles that of the mammalian armadillo, gives it its English common name. This behavior may have inspired tales of the mythical creature Ouroboros.

I want one

i need a wee dragon

you guys will never understand how badly i’ve always wanted one of these

z3ro-cool needs to see this

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